Golden Globes: Not your standard recap

My take on last night's Golden Globe Awards with a twist. I thought it would be fun to get creative with my honors because best and worst dressed awards are so played out.

Hottest babe: Angelina Jolie

Dapper dudes: Jeremy Renner + Jake Gyllenhaal

 

Best Easter egg impersonation: 
Emma Stone + Claire Danes

 

Good-looking Gleekers: 
Dianna Agron + Matthew Morrison + Lea Michele + Chris Colfer + Amber Riley + Cory Monteith + Jenna Ushkowitz

 

 

Crazy air kisser: Christina Aguilera

Worst foreshadowing: Maria Menounos

Coming to a street corner near you:  Christian Bale

Sparkly stunner: Carrie Underwood

Dress I want to like, but just can't: 
Natalie Portman

Dressed in the dark: Helena Bonham Carter

Cutest couple: Mark Wahlberg + Rhea Durham

Grandma/pilgrim cross-over: Leighton Meester

Wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen: 
January Jones

Stuck in 1967: Michelle Williams

Project Runway dropout dress: Heidi Klum

Living room curtains couture: Kelly Osbourne

Coolest acceptance speech: Chris Colfer

[All photos via Getty Images]